I need serious HELP!?

My twin sis and I got into a huge fight last night over which gender has it harder. Being a guy, I said that guys had it harder and being a girl was easy. We ended up having a drinking contest (our parents are gone for a week), and I passed out and lost.





When I was passed out though, she did a bunch of stuff to me. I woke up with long pink acrylics on my fingers, HUGE lips (from some lip plumping stuff) and glued-on prostetics breasts (from our mom%26#039;s mascetomy, they look ultra-realistic).





I%26#039;ve always been skinny and short, and with my long hair and big lips, we look like twin sisters now. She feels a little sorry, but won%26#039;t take off the acrylics, and the breasts won%26#039;t come off till a couple of days (I can%26#039;t damage them).





What can I do? I have errands and practice with my band, and there%26#039;s no way to change the way I look. I%26#039;ve gotten used to the nails, but i still look like a teen girl. Any suggestions would be great. Best gets 10 points and my thanks!!
I need serious HELP!?
pretend ur a girl


hahahaha sorry all i can think of
I need serious HELP!?
yeah...right...
Reply:lmao,


lip plumper will not


stay swollen for a long time,


and i would either wear really baggy


tops or not do your errands.


you can break the acrylics off i guess


or go to a salon explain you went to


a costume party as a girl and get


them removed








good luck
Reply:to remove the breasts you could try to use rubbing alcohol or nail polish remover but if that doesnt work try paint thinner but dont leave it on too long cuz itll damage your skin. to remove the nails use a nail polish remover with acetone in it and soake the nail in it until they come off.
Reply:first off all. OMG. and then, um hmmm you can%26#039;t exactly just dress regular in public, people would wonder. Wear a huge sweatshirt. and you could clip the nails and paint them black? LOL, I am sooo sorry for ya! :] OH WAIT! big lips? Tell them you got stung by a bee! ok, bye!
Reply:Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! Guess you know now that girls have it harder! (just kidding, you poor, poor thing)
Reply:aaggg tell ur mom


she%26#039;ll get pissed at ur sis though but shed let you take them off.
Reply:wow that is tough cant believe your sis did that to you that must be harsh. I%26#039;m not sure there is really much you can do. You can go to your doctor to see if he can do something about you-know-what that got glued on your body and if the nails your sis put on are fake you can try ripping them off or going to a %26quot;nail salon%26quot; where they%26#039;ll take it off for you.
Reply:its the end of the world.


ok listen dont panic,


first slap your sister for doing it.


second, just wait for it bro i mean ur parents are gone, have a lil fun with the boobs, touch them and yeh go see how it is to be a girl, i mean atleast do some research =D
Reply:Okay so...





Lip plummper doesn%26#039;t stay plumped..so don%26#039;t worry about that.





Soak your nails in alcohol or bite the tops off then just pry them off





wear hoodies for the boobs or tape them down (dead serious)





If you tape them down..wear baggy shirts...





I hope that helped.
Reply:Wear an extremely baggy top.


When I do my nails I just bite them off, that should work.


Just scrub your lips and that should work.
Reply:haha sorry but thats kinda funny


my best advice to you is to pretend yur a girl...its not hard and i can bet that you will have a lot of fun with it. or to get back at ur sister...pretend to be her! dont be to mean tho





have fun =]